Christmas Insanity
I work at Rockefeller Center in NYC -- home of the big Christmas tree, the skating rink, the upscale clothing stores on 5th Avenue -- and I have to tell you, there are too many goddamned people here today! Can't all you tourists at least wait until the Sun enters Sagittarius?
Venus -- the planet of shopping -- entered Sag today, so I guess that explains all this excessive pre-holiday indulgence.
Labels: sagittarius, venus
posted by Jeffrey Kishner at 11/17/2006
1 Comments:
Oh man... do you have any idea how cool it sounds to live in New York and work at Rockefeller Center? Do you? Clearly, these throngs of people are just trying to catch a glimpse of the Luckiest Astrologer Alive. Because strangely enough, throngs of tourists are not crowding the streets of my crusty midtown neighborhood of San Diego, despite such unique and fabulous shopping opportunities as Crown Jewelry and Loan and Smitty's Auto Service.
I'm just glad to hear that there are all these people other than me and my good friend Oprah who didn't get invited to TomKat's batshit crazy wedding extravaganza today. I was beginning to take it personally.
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