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Monday, March 31, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: March 31 - April 6

On Wednesday, Pluto stations retrograde. Whenever a planet apparently stops and reverses motion, the themes with which it is associated are pronounced. Look to the house of your natal chart that contains the first few degrees of Capricorn. The areas of life ruled by this house will be dismembered and resurrected. You may have power struggles or intense connections with people governed by this house. If its the 11th, your friends; 3rd, your siblings; 7th, your partner; 5th, your kids or your lover. Also on this day, Mercury enters Aries. You can communicate directly and with force, and are little inclined to worry about the effect of your words on others. Language is a means of taking action. If you have your heart set on someone but have been afraid to speak up, now is an excellent time to jump into the fire!

On Thursday, Mercury squares Pluto. Both planets are in cardinal signs -- the modality of initiative -- and the 90-degree angle is an aspect of action. Use your intellect to dig up secrets; talk about sexual taboos. Find out if your lover is having an affair, or explore new ways to get kinky. You can't get what you want if you don't ask!

Saturday's New Moon in Aries is all about "me me me." Focus on projects that inspire you. Love can wait.

On Sunday, Venus enters Aries and squares Pluto. When the love planet meets the first sign of the zodiac, we are attracted to whatever is new, and express affection impetuously. Subtlety is not Aries' strong suit, so do not expect soft and fuzzy intimacy at this time. Quick-and-dirty sex is appropriate at this time -- and with Pluto in the mix, throw in some bondage or domination to explore power dynamics. Or not. Regardless of what you do in the bedroom, love has an obsessive-compulsive flavor when Venus and Pluto make a stressful aspect to each other. With consciousness, you can use this time to purge the toxins in a relationship or midwife a rebirth in your own relational patterns.

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Monday, March 24, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: March 24-30

On Monday, Mercury conjoins Venus in Pisces. Express your affection with a love song or a poem. Towards the end of the week, both these planets aspect Jupiter and Uranus. The planets of freedom and deep thoughts sextile each other on Friday. Jupiter celebrates and expands Uranus' penchant for breakthroughs and revolution, while Uranus adds a jolt of originality and unconventionality to Jupiter's philosophical and geographical explorations. Which means that a grand brilliance pervades the air while they are in aspect.

When Mercury and Venus meet up with this outerish-planet sextile Thursday and Friday, they will be conjoining Uranus in Pisces and sextiling Jupiter in Capricorn. The energy of sudden change and disruptive ideas will color the exchange of messages and affections. News that you'd never think you'd hear; about-faces in the trajectory of a relationship -- just about anything can happen, and you can't even predict what it will be, because your small mind cannot even imagine it. Whether it's a breakup or a sudden declaration of love from out-of-the-blue, your vision of your life will be larger and more exciting than it had been before.

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Monday, March 17, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: March 17-23

Mercury should not get short shrift in a love horoscope. Although this planet doesn't receive the attention lavished upon sexy Venus and Mars, a relationship is not going to last without communication. Erotic draw may get you into bed with another warm body, but eventually the excitement of novelty wanes, and the faults of your beloved come into clear focus. Many courtships last no longer than three months because the two involved parties don't know how to talk about their needs.

Mercury entered Pisces on Friday. The last sign of the zodiac is not Mercury's ideal placement, as the communication planet's words get muffled in metaphor. How can you speak directly, when your verbiage flows down the wrong tributary, missing your target completely? Mercury's opposition to strict Saturn on Monday does bring some much-needed structure to communication. Saturn's job is to pin Mercury down, to make him precisely define his words. This is a good time to emotionally communicate your needs as carefully as you can, so there is no way you can be misunderstood. Without conscious intent, you'll just find it more difficult to get your point across.

Friday's Libra Full Moon follows the Sun's ingress into Aries on Thursday. The Aries Sun represents the Self's agenda; the Libra Moon symbolizes the needs of a relationship. When the "I versus Us" conflict comes to a head, Libran themes such as imbalance and lack of fairness are highlighted. This lunation is especially powerful, as it is squared by Pluto in Capricorn. Pluto brings power struggles and intense emotions that make relationships especially challenging. This Libra Full Moon can be healing -- if you use excavated secrets and raw feelings as a springboard to regenerate a stagnant partnership.

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Monday, March 10, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: March 10-16

If friendly but detached Venus in Aquarius has left you feeling intellectually stimulated yet lonely, you can look forward to Venus entering Pisces on Wednesday. Pisces is the sign of Venus' exaltation, as the highest form of love is dee-vine. Venus in Pisces has the urge to merge, the desire to dissolve the boundaries between two souls to become one Being. However, V in Pi may also indulge in delusional rescue fantasies. Support a ne'er-do-well guitarist's dope habit? Sign me on!

The love goddess swims through this sign until April 6. You may feel incurably romantic, or become a martyr on the altar of enmeshment. Your choice. This is also a good time to indulge your inner artiste, as Pisces excels at expressing the ineffable through dance, music, film and poetry. Put on your jazz shoes and let the ground support your transcendent forays into mysticdom!

On Thursday, Venus sextiles Pluto. During Venus' ethereal wanderings, Pluto in Capricorn gently exposes the dangers of flying high without a parachute. Then on Friday, mama's boy Mars in Cancer gets chided by sextiling Saturn in Virgo for eating too much cake. On Saturday, Venus opposes Saturn, resulting in a proper ass-whooping for being all footloose and fancifree when there are lists to be made. Saturn picks apart Venus' new boytoy, dashing her dreams of bliss. He doesn't have a steady job! He's high half the time! His fretwork will never match Clapton's! Venus may continue on her course, but a good dose of reality keeps her from complete self-destruction. Life lessons suck, but once you separate the wheat from the chaff, you can make beer.

Finally, there's a sizzling hot pool party on Sunday, when Venus trines Mars. After all this drubbing from Saturn, it's time to tell the teacher to bugger off! Put on your trunks, your two-piece, your birthday suit -- because the water is fine! Drip, drop. Slip, slop. Hippety-hop, the sex don't stop!

Comment below: Who in your life imparts life lessons you don't want to hear, but that eventually turn out to be true?

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Monday, March 03, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: March 3-9

On Tuesday, Mars enters Cancer, where he will stay until May 9. The planet of action and sexual desire was previously in this sensitive sign last Fall, and turned retrograde at 12 Cancer, moving backwards into Gemini. If you have any planets or angles in the first 12 degrees of cardinal signs (Aries, Cancer, Libra or Capricorn), Mars will be making his third pass over these points. If issues concerning assertion and desire came up for you between October and December, Mars' transit through Cancer will offer some resolution, a sense of closure.

Mars is in its "fall" in Cancer. A no-holds-barred planet in a defensive, sideways-moving sign is not happy. You can best use this energy towards Cancerian endeavors, such as working on home-improvement projects. Invest your energy in family now -- you can paint the town gold when Mars enters Leo in a few months!

On Thursday, Venus conjoins Neptune. The love planet is lost in idealism and fantasy, dreaming of the perfect mate. If you are in a new relationship, you may see no wrong with your partner, as the clouds of delusion mask his or her inadequacies. Overall, you are in a romantic mood, but seduction may occur at a distance, as both Venus and Neptune are in Aquarius. Beware of online dating sites, as appearances will be deceiving, and people may not be who they say they are. However, you may fall head over heels with someone at a gathering of friends or a group activity.

Mars opposes Pluto on Friday. This is the third "hit" of this transit due to Mars' retrograde motion into Gemini. The previous oppositions occurred on September 21 and January 2. In addition to resolving the themes that appeared during the first two passes, this final opposition is more powerful because both planets are in the first degree of the cardinal signs Cancer and Capricorn. (Previously they were in the late degrees of Gemini and Sagittarius). Cardinal signs correspond with major shifts -- the equinoxes and solstices -- and when a planet enters a cardinal sign, its energies are strong.

Mars and Pluto are both aggressive and sexual planets -- Mars on a personal level, and Pluto on a transpersonal level. Pluto is the force of biology and evolution, and brings on destruction in order to bring life to a higher level of organization. However, Pluto also releases the darkness of whatever planet it aspects, and in the case of Mars, the Lord of Underworld unleashes its primal instincts -- which are to rape and pillage. On a global level, this aspect may correspond with ugly acts of violence. Friday also features a New Moon in Pisces tightly conjunct Uranus, the Awakener -- adding a level of unpredictability to the mix. The highest manifestation of this energy can be the use of one's will and ambition to effect powerful change with the help of an illuminated vision. But I always like to keep an eye on the bad stuff.

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Monday, February 25, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: February 25 - March 2

On Tuesday, Mercury conjoins Venus in in Aquarius. The communication planet receives a big dose of charm, allowing you to add lyrics to your seduction toolkit. However, your communication style can still be jarring due to Aquarius' revolutionary zeal -- Venus simply makes your unconventional chatter go down easier. This is also a good time to talk about your need for space in your relationship, or have fun conversing with friends.

There are no other major aspects this week, other than the Moon's transits. The Moon moves through a sign every 2 1/2 days, so it makes some kind of aspect to every planet. The transits of the Moon are short-lived, and relate to changing moods. We might feel pleasure when the Moon trines Venus, and depressed when it opposes Saturn.

Comment below: Have you ever observed the transits of the Moon, and how its aspects -- or just its transits through each sign -- correspond with your daily moods? And which signs do you think are most "in tune" with the Moon's transits?

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: February 18-24

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If your idea of love is to be told how you're not measuring up, then this is the week for you! Critical Virgo and her ruling planet Mercury hog the spotlight through Sunday, pushing Venus and Mars off to the sidelines. But they've been getting way to much attention anyway, so it's only fair that they share the stage.

On Monday, Mercury stations direct in Aquarius. That's right, Mercury retrograde is over, so you can safely talk to your lover about wanting to "open" the relationship without being misunderstood. (Caveat: Mercury doesn't leave its "shadow" until March 10, so the coast is not completely clear.)

After the Sun's ingress into imaginative Pisces on Tuesday, it opposes the Virgo Moon on Wednesday, resulting in a Lunar Eclipse. Emotions come to a head in matters of health, work, daily ritual, service and efficiency. More likely than not, you or your partner may feel criticized. Whether it's how you stack the dishes or organize the bills, it's always easy to come up short in your partner's eyes. Remember that they're trying to help you improve. Your sweetie loves you -- it's just that some of your behaviors are so irritating! Why can't you just do things his or her way? Life would be so much easier!

woman on kitchen floorOn Sunday, the Pisces Sun opposes Saturn in Virgo. This is one of the most depressing aspects known to humankind. Saturn limits and weighs down the creative life force of the Sun, the center of the personality. In Pisces, the Sun wants to indulge in idealistic fantasies of peace on Earth and union with God ... while Saturn in practical Virgo confronts the Sun with cold, hard reality. In a way, it's good, because Saturn can help the Pisces Sun manifest those fantasies that have a chance of surviving life on Earth. But it's still a bummer.

What does this have to do with love? If you have Virgo or Pisces Rising, the Saturn-Sun opposition and the Virgo Lunar Eclipse will be falling on your Self-Partner Axis (the First and Seventh Houses of your chart), highlighting the conflict between the needs of yourself and another. If you want to fetishize the Virgo-Pisces polarity, you can play "nurse/patient" in the privacy of your bedroom.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope Valentine's Day Edition: February 11-17

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Valentine's Day should provide greater business for Hallmark than for FTD and Russell Stover. The Moon will be in Gemini -- ruler of written correspondence -- on February 14. Flowers and chocolates are more Taurean -- where the Moon will be Tuesday and Wednesday. However, with Venus in dignified Capricorn, the flowers and chocolates we do purchase are likely to be high-quality (unless the Goat's stinginess gets in the way).

As Tarot.com astrologer Jeff Jawer points out in his Valentine's Day predictions, the scattered energy of the Gemini Moon makes it difficult to stick to fixed plans, so be sure to be flexible with your beloved. (If you have one.) The Aquarius Sun trines Mars in Gemini on V-Day, reinforcing the mental quality of this most romantic of days. These two yang, willful planets in Air signs can be assertive in their expressions of love, yet -- to be honest -- they'd rather hang out with friends than get all cozy with one person. So this day is actually pretty good for singles, for the energy favors light conversation among groups of people.

girl with laptopOn Sunday, Venus enters Aquarius. The mind is favored over the body, and experimentation trumps conventionality. Until March 14, when Venus enters Pisces, traditional notions of love need to be shattered. This doesn't mean you have to cheat on your spouse or indulge in virtual sex (not that there's anything wrong with that...). However, if you are in a relationship, you should honor your desire for freedom in a way that honors the boundaries you've established with your partner.

Comment below: What are your Valentine's Day plans?

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Monday, January 28, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: January 28 - February 3

The big news this week (other than Pluto's ingress into Capricorn last Friday) is Mercury's retrograde cycle in Aquarius, which starts today (Monday) and ends February 18. (Mercury entered his shadow† on February 13 and leaves it on March 10.) For the next three weeks, messages get mixed and communications go awry. Misunderstandings are likely, so it is important to make yourself explicitly clear and to make sure your partner understood you correctly. You can best use this time by discussing old issues in a long-term relationship or by tying up loose ends with exes.

On Tuesday, Venus trines Saturn. The love planet is in Saturn's sign, Capricorn, and in a flowing relationship with the planet of commitment. Venus is taking relationship matters seriously right now, and is unwilling to put up with a potential partner who is fickle or unwilling to do the relationship thing for the long haul. At the same time, she feels cautious, and recognizes that certain tests need to be passed to ascertain the quality of a partnership. If all pasts muster, she's quite willing to cement the relationship.

For those of who you have bemoaned your miserable sex life, Mars stations direct on Wednesday. That was one long retrograde cycle! Mars is still moving pretty slowly through Gemini, and will enter Cancer on March 4. And he's still in his shadow until April 4. For the next month or so, sexual desire is expressed verbally. Dirty talk in bed. Phone sex. Innuendo. The pen is indeed mightier than the "sword."

On Friday, Venus conjoins Jupiter in Capricorn. This is an aspect of self-indulgence, in a sign of restraint. As much as you want to be careful with the purse strings, if you're going to buy a gift for your lover, it needs to be top shelf quality. Otherwise, you may as well not get anything at all.

† Mercury enters its shadow when it first hits the point along the ecliptic where it will station direct. It leaves its shadow when it hits the point where it initially stationed retrograde.

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Monday, January 21, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: January 21-27

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On Tuesday, the Leo Full Moon accentuates the need to stand out from the crowd. We all want to feel special, yet most of us only need to be center stage in one person's life, not thrust into the public spotlight. If we don't feel we are getting the attention we crave, all manner of dramatic spectacles may ensue, like a diva's meltdown when her assistant doesn't put enough foam on her latte.

The goddess of love goes through the ringer on Wednesday night, transiting from "hot as hell" to "cold as stone." Venus conjoins Pluto near the end of her stay in globe-trotting Sagittarius. This is a "rape of Persephone" type of aspect, in which a beautiful maiden is abducted by the Lord of the Underworld. In relationships, we are confronted with secrets and hidden desires, coming face to face with the dark side of "love": control, manipulation, possessiveness. Yet only through awareness of "what lies beneath" can we be truly intimate with another, accepting each other while knowing about the skeleton's in our respective closets.

Just a few hours later, Venus enters Capricorn. In this serious Earth sign, she craves commitment and longevity in love. Status and reputation are important to Venus in this sign, and when respectability is a priority, public impressions count. Yet, how difficult it must be, to dress up for the latest charity ball in one's Versace gown, when Venus has just learned that her husband is into being flogged?

Comment below: What does commitment mean to you?

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Monday, January 07, 2008

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: January 7-13

Around Tuesday's Capricorn New Moon, you may feel called to develop a stronger commitment in love. Drop a relationship that's going nowhere, or put your energies into furthering a partnership that has potential. (This lunation will affect one of your love houses if you have Gemini, Cancer or Virgo Rising.)

On Saturday, Venus squares Uranus. The goddess of love is already enjoying her freedom in Sagittarius, and a boost from the planet of independence may push her over the edge into uncharted waters. During this aspect, we are drawn towards the unconventional, seeking out experiences that shatter rigid relationship patterns. Venus has enough trouble with commitment in Sagittarius, a fiery sign that chooses adventure and values possibilities. When in stressful aspect with Uranus, you may feel tempted to stray from a current partner to fool around with someone who seems more exciting.

If you are in a relationship and want to keep it secure, the best thing to do at this time is shake things up: allow your partner more room to be an individual, for the more you try to control, the more your lover will want out.

If there's absolutely no romantic love in your life at this time, there's hope ... or at least ways to sublimate your desire. Surprises come from out of nowhere during a Uranus transit, and you may find love where you least expect it. Since this outer planet is associated with Aquarius, you might have fun flirting within a group situation, especially one that is focused on appreciating other cultures or waging peace with other countries. If you have an artistic outlet, create something that is likely to shock viewers out of their torpor, upending their convential view of life.

This aspect occurs at 15 degrees of mutable signs. If you have any planets or angles around this degree area in Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius or Pisces, Venus square Uranus will have the strongest impact on your horoscope.

You can get a free copy of your chart at astro.com. If you don't know how to read it, consider purchasing an Astrology Birth Chart and Report at tarot.com.

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Monday, December 31, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: December 31 - January 6

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On Monday, Mars retrogrades back into Gemini, where he will stay for a few months, stationing direct on January 30 and returning to Cancer on March 4. Throughout the first month of the year, you will have the opportunity to recollect all the ways you've talked your way into (and out of) sexual predicaments. Or remember the challenges you've faced having to choose between two or more men (unless you just decided to have them all at once.)

wrist bondageWednesday features an aggressive Mars-Pluto opposition. In the wake of Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto's assassination, one cannot provide an optimistic spin on this aspect. These are both the planets of sex and violence, and Pluto's dark side is that of the rapist, the manipulator, the underworld pimp. Although you can use this energy to explore sexual taboos and unearth your hidden desires, keep an eye out for people who try to violate your boundaries. This is a planetary powerhouse combination that can manifest in ugly ways.

On Sunday, Venus squares Saturn in the mutable signs Sagittarius and Virgo. Shortly after having left controlling Scorpio, the goddess is now being restrained and judged by the Taskmaster. Her best-laid plans to travel the world and flirt with those sexy Eastern European men are momentarily dashed, as Saturn needs her to stay home and vacuum under the rug. Overall, relationships are challenged and expressions of love are thwarted. Use this time to seriously consider what you want in love, so that you can leave some baggage behind on your way to the airport.

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Monday, December 24, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: December 24-30

The effects of this past Sunday's Cancer Full Moon lingers on, as Mars and Jupiter continue to dance with each other and the Sun. On Monday, the Capricorn Sun opposes retrograde Mars in Cancer, and on Wednesday, Mars opposes Jupiter. And all this over the backdrop of a Winter Solstice ushered in by Mercury and Jupiter's earlier entrance into Capricorn.

Mars would rather be in his granddaddy Saturn's sign -- where he is exalted -- than in Mama's Boy Cancer. In essence, the planets of opportunity and will are enjoying the fruits of their labor at the top of the mountain, while Mars is stuck rehashing the past in therapy ... and guess who's to blame for his problems? The Sun and Jupiter are getting all the girls -- because they have status and fat wallets -- while Mars feels nearly impotent. The shrink suggests that Mars not let Jupiter egg him on to walk up to the prettiest girl when he goes clubbing. Either her boyfriend will beat him up, or Mars won't be able to "rise to the occasion" once he's alone with her. Best to continue exploring why he keeps on choosing women who turn into his mother.

On Sunday, Venus enters Sagittarius. After spending most of December in hot-and-heavy Scorpio, the love planet gets a breath of fresh air, emerging from the dark, dank bedroom to go for a brisk walk in the park. Ah, the freedom! Scorpio was possessive and controlling, but now you can go ahead and do whatever you want! There are adventures to be had, and many willing travel companions.

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Monday, December 17, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: December 17-23

tape over mouthOn Tuesday, Venus in Scorpio trines Uranus. This is a complex aspect, for the love planet is pulled in two different directions. Transiting in Scorpio, Venus yearns to go deep, ploughing through fear and resistance to reach the core of intimate connection. Yet in aspect to Uranus, this goddess values her independence and seeks to break conventions in partnership. Uranus does not facilitate emotional closeness, threatening to disrupt Scorpio's plans to soulmerge. However, they have one meeting ground, and that's the taboo. Uranus likes to shock, and Scorpio is drawn towards socially unacceptable practices and people. Licking erotic flavors other than vanilla is a prerequisite to turn this aspect into a good time.

Unfortunately, Capricorn is hosting a party for the next year, as Jupiter enters this sign on Tueesday. This is no wild bash. Everyone is required to wear formal attire. And you can't drink to excess or go skinny dipping in the pool.

dreamy graveyardSaturday hosts the Winter Solstice, when the Sun enters Capricorn and the days finally start to get longer. Venus squares Neptune today. As you celebrate the return of the Sun and dance around the tribal fire, you're likely to get romantically swept away, falling transcendently in love with that cutie near the bar. Even if you tea-total your way through the festivities, you still won't be sober while under the influence of Neptune. Any attractions now are subject to delusion and fantasy. When you wake up in a strange bed and wonder how in Jove's name you got there, don't say I didn't warn you.

Also on Saturday, Mercury in Capricorn opposes Mars, still retro in Cancer. You will have serious thoughts about your dwindling sex life, and make a plan to turn the situation around. But Mercury moves fast, while Mars is nearly at a standstill. Your sex life will still suck, while Mercury tries to improve the bottom line somewhere else.

The Cancer Full Moon on Sunday conjoins Mars and opposes Jupiter. You become painfully aware that you're still not getting any action. Jupiter would ordinarily spur Mars on to take some stupid risks to meet someone, but both planets are in the signs of their "fall." Might as well sit this one out. The best you can do is sort through old family photos and have a good laugh at how silly your relatives look.

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Monday, December 10, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: December 10-16

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Tuesday is packed with juicy aspects. The planetary lovers Venus and Mars meet in water signs, rubbing each other (the right way) at a 120-degree angle that unleashes tidal waves of pleasure. The conjugal connection between the principles of attraction and action promotes steamy encounters and emotional waterfalls. If you're not partnered, this aspect does wonders for one's creativity energy, so sublimate your desire into some wet and sticky fingerpaints.

The sexiness does not stop there! Also on Tuesday, Jupiter conjoins Pluto. The compulsion to do the nasty in the most unspeakable manner with partners deemed inappropriate by the cultural arbiters of taste is inflated to such grand proportions that you may do something that you both thoroughly enjoy and flat out regret. (Did you know that Jupiter rules run-on sentences?) Remember to get written consent from all involved parties over the age of 17 before you engage in any roleplaying that touches on themes of violation or degradation.

Alas, all this heavy dessert needs some whipped cream. On the same day, the Sun sextiles Neptune. You will awake on Wednesday feeling like all those wild sexual escapades were nothing but a dream. (But then why are your sheets wet?)

With Venus sextile Saturn on Wednesday, reality will indeed kick in, but only to cement some of the good stuff that happened the previous night. The rest will be promptly dropped in the waste disposal bin.

Comment below: How has your love and sex life been this week? (Spare the graphic details, of course.)

I am not currently writing love horoscopes for each sign. Check out Jeff Jawer's love horoscopes at Tarot.com: Aries - Taurus - Gemini - Cancer - Leo - Virgo - Libra - Scorpio - Sagittarius - Capricorn - Aquarius - Pisces. Be sure to look at your Rising Sign if you know it.

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Monday, December 03, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: December 3-9

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The week starts with love planet Venus sextile Pluto. This 60-degree angle brings intensity and depth to friendships and professional relationships. You may have a long, deep conversation with a colleague or acquaintance that evokes erotic attraction. Whether you get off on hearing a friend's dirty secrets or you have an obsession-of-the week with some guy at your monthly networking meeting, recognize that sexual energy is a sign that you're truly connecting. The feeling will pass if you want it to ... but you may get lucky if you act on it!

On Wednesday, Venus enters Scorpio. The love planet is in this Pluto-ruled sign until the 30th. In relationships, you're no-holds-barred, going for the throat. Nothing less than total consumption of your lover will do. The upside is the potential for mind-shattering sexual intimacy. The downside is jealousy and possessiveness, paranoia that your lover is sleeping around. You want total control over another person, and guess what? Not everyone wants to succumb to your will. Now, if you can find a willing slave or submissive, then you have my blessing. But otherwise, you're just going to get into energy-draining power struggles.

On Saturday, Mars sextiles Saturn. The planet of sex is both retrograde and in sideways-moving Cancer. Being direct about you want has never been more of a struggle. Saturn in Virgo can help you be more clear and defined about your desires. Just don't present your lover with an alphabetized list of your kinks.

Comment below: How has your love and sex life been this week? (Spare the graphic details, of course.)

I am not currently writing love horoscopes for each sign. Check out Jeff Jawer's love horoscopes at Tarot.com: Aries - Taurus - Gemini - Cancer - Leo - Virgo - Libra - Scorpio - Sagittarius - Capricorn - Aquarius - Pisces. Be sure to look at your Rising Sign if you know it.

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Monday, November 26, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: November 26 - December 2

This is a good week for love, with Venus making "soft" (beneficial) aspects to the planets of idealism.

On Monday, Venus in Libra trines Neptune. There cannot be a more romantic and dreamy aspect in the astrological dictionary. Libra is the sign of relationships, and the planet of love makes a generous angle to the planet of fantasy and idealism. The heights of Venus-Neptune are beautiful music and Love in its purest form. Although Neptune puts on the soft-focus lens to obscure the harsh realities of wrinkles and character flaws, a little bit o' delusion is far better than the outright lies that may come with a harsher aspect between these two planets -- so enjoy the movie!

The week closes on Sunday with Venus sextile Jupiter in Sagittarius. Venus-Jupiter is the combination of luxury and sensual delight, and it helps with the finances, too (provided you don't go on a credit card spree). In air and fire signs, this aspect won't be so much about bubble baths and body rubs as about inspiring conversations and romantic trips to faraway lands.

Comment below: How has your love and sex life been this week? (Spare the graphic details, of course.)

I am not currently writing love horoscopes for each sign. Check out Jeff Jawer's love horoscopes at Tarot.com: Aries - Taurus - Gemini - Cancer - Leo - Virgo - Libra - Scorpio - Sagittarius - Capricorn - Aquarius - Pisces. Be sure to look at your Rising Sign if you know it.

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Monday, November 19, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: November 19-25

Venus in Libra squares retrograde Mars in Cancer on Monday. You yearn for romantic dinners and leisurely walks through the fall foliage, holding hands with your beloved. Yet another part of you just wants to stay at home and hug a pillow, doing pretty much nothing. You have neither the energy nor desire to pretty yourself up to impress anyone.

The Sun enters Sagittarius on Thursday, bringing a sense of adventure and freedom. If you have Taurus, Gemini or Leo Rising, you'll sense new opportunities for expansion in romance (Leo), partnership (Gemini) or deep intimacy (Taurus).

On Saturday, Uranus stations direct in Pisces after having been retrograde since late June. Prepare once again to be shocked! If you have Leo, Virgo or Scorpio Rising, expect the unexpected in dating (Scorpio), marriage (Virgo) or sex (Leo). There is a Gemini Full Moon on the same day, bringing out the fickleness in us all. Don't be surprised if you grow bored with your current lover, seeking out other sources of stimulation from the corner of your eye.

Comment below: How has your love and sex life been this week? (Spare the graphic details, of course.)

I am not currently writing love horoscopes for each sign. Check out Jeff Jawer's love horoscopes at Tarot.com: Aries - Taurus - Gemini - Cancer - Leo - Virgo - Libra - Scorpio - Sagittarius - Capricorn - Aquarius - Pisces. Be sure to look at your Rising Sign if you know it.

Are you a Scorpio or Scorpio Rising? Read your Scorpiolicious horoscope.

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Monday, November 12, 2007

Weekly Love and Sex Horoscope: November 12-18

On Tuesday, the Capricorn Moon squares Venus in Libra. Although your heart desires roses and sunsets, the mood is more solemn and serious. Cautiousness prevents you from throwing yourself into the arms of a lover, unless you're sure that a romantic fling will get you that job in the corner office.

On Wednesday, the Capricorn Moon opposes Mars in Cancer. You're only willing to get down and dirty if you feel completely safe -- but your lover will be working late, so you may as well take up knitting to sublimate your desires.

Thursday, Mars goes retrograde. As the planet of sexual drive apparently turns backwards in the sky, don't be surprised if everyone's libido take a big dip. Mars won't move forward again for a while. Stay home and catch up on your TiVo'd shows until February.

On Friday, the Aquarius Moon trines Venus in Libra. Friends become lovers today. Don't be surprised if you find yourself flirting with the whole football team.

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I am not currently writing love horoscopes for each sign. Check out Jeff Jawer's love horoscopes at Tarot.com: Aries - Taurus - Gemini - Cancer - Leo - Virgo - Libra - Scorpio - Sagittarius - Capricorn - Aquarius - Pisces.

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