How to get an Aquarius to have sex
Do you have a thing for freaks and geeks, aliens and astrophysicists, radicals and rabble-rousers? These surefire quotes and suggestions will be guaranteed to get you in bed with an Aquarius.- "Love-making will enhance bonhomie among the revolutionaries."
- "Help me act out this scene in my latest Star Trek fan fiction story."
- Show him your pierced lips. No, those lips.
- "Friends With Benefits are just friends, nothing more!"
- Tell him you need someone impartial and objective to help you reach orgasm. Show him the step-by-step diagrams in your Clinical Sexology textbook.
- Share your fetish for doing it in pubic places while dressed like a panda bear.
- Face it -- he's more likely to do it in Second Life.
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posted by Jeffrey Kishner at 9/18/2007
13 Comments:
Bah. If you have to come up with such lame reasons, why bother? Get thee a Scorpio, Sag, Aries or Taurus, imo. You won't have to do much talking to get them in the sack. Which is as it should be.
@Eme, Don't you like a challenge?
Personally I don't want a challenge. I want to be desired, often.
I don't mind tempting now and again, thats fun, but it would make me feel unwanted and unattractive to have to plot to get a man to have sex with me.
As eme said, why bother?
I don't know. All the male Aquarians I know are pretty eager to hop in the sack if the asker is good looking enough. Their love is universal after all!
I don't like a challenge if the prize turns out to be a cold and dispassionate dude, no. I like my men eccentric, it's true, but they also tend to be passionate and warm and human.
It's all so individual, eme kah--I've been hotly pursued by several Aquariii who brought me flowers, told me I looked like various French movie stars and cooked me steak dinners.
But I can't get the Scorpio I've fallen in love with to so much as pat my shoulder.
Well, yeah. You have to look at the whole chart, that's true. If a Scorpio isn't paying any attention to you, though, I'd look elsewhere bc Scorpios are not known for half-measures.
How to get an Aquarius to have sex?
Say you're not interested in sex.
Tell him intelligence turns you on.
How about Aquarius women? What if I guy wants to get an Aquarius woman to have sex?
I'm Aquarius and not that detached when it comes to love or sex. Actually, I get very attached to a guy once we do the deed. That's my downfall.
I hate Star Trek, but think role playing is fun.
Im an aquarius woman. In order to get me to sleep with you, you have to love my mind first. Tell me how intelligent I am, and how you love how i think, and then how sexy I am! haha, it's true though:)
Best sex ever? an aquarius man with an aquarius woman, why? anticipation and build up tension of the mind, body and soul. If everyone was strong enough to go through it, you better believe you would want nothing more in this world. Believe me, i'm an aquarius who are best "friends" with an aquarius.
Offer your Aquarius a Chakra Cleansing.. tell them you sense a lot of tension in the sacral, and wear a garnet necklace. Hahaha. Be as clinical as possible and don't act like your too into it...like your getting your buddy out of a jam! If any resistance follows...act like the whole thing was their idea, and you thought it sounded good.
haha these comments/ suggestions are great. all the other sites say the same things and aren't very personal or helpful.
What about an aquarius who is shy? i know he is interested and we have had a couple of dates already, but he has made no attempt to even kiss me. the sexual tension is electric and i know we both feel it. should i just jump him? lol
oh and we both have mars in scorpio and moon in leo and our venus are in each others signs if any of that makes a difference
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