The worst way to break up with Aquarius
Friendship can be more important to the Aquarius man than romance, so a breakup ending with, "And I never want to see you again!" can be particularly hard on the Water Bearer. And, although "Let's stay friends" can be the salt on a wound to many others, the Aquarian will say, "Coolio!"You see, the Aquarius man isn't going to be as devastated by the ending of a relationship as those born under some other signs, so maintaining a friendship isn't as painful for him. He's not going to be jealous when you talk to other guys. He's not going to pine for you and sing love ballads from outside your window.
As much as the Aquarian needs distance, he doesn't want you cut off from his community. Speaking of which ... another bad way of breaking up with an Aquarius is by creating subdivisions among his circle of friends. This egalitarian sign isn't all too keen on group rifts, so don't spread malicious half-truths or try to get the majority of your mutual friends to take sides with you. They ought to (according to Aquarius) be able to view the breakup with some perspective, respect the reasons for the demise of the relationship, and not get all emotional about it! It's not like they slept with him -- you did! -- so why should they be all that invested?
Can't we all just get along?
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posted by Jeffrey Kishner at 8/22/2007
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Oooh, you know what's a good one?
Be friends with HIS friends, but not him.
hehehehehehe
So true May. ;)
Jeff, I know that traditional astrology would agree with everything you've written about Aquarius, but my most recent experience with one is sooooo different. I like to be friends with exes (if there wasn't too much drama, that is), but my Aquarius ex doesn't want to be friends with me at all. (He says he can't think of me as anything else but his girlfriend.) We haven't spoken/written in almost two months. Our only communication has been him sending me a text message and an IM with some random link to an error site in Nowhere'sville, Cyberland. (Is that a subliminal message?)
During our rship, he behaved like an atypical Aquarius in that he was jealous (but hated that he was!) and emotionally dependent on me. I will say, though, that he did NOT like being this way and that was the major reason for our problems. Instead of dealing with the emotions he wasn't used to having, he just denied or repressed them. And then would explode. Let me tell ya, those explosions were contagious.
I forgot to actually answer the question at the end of the post...
I broke up with Mr. Aquarius by saying "I think we'd make better friends than lovers." I have a feeling he's withholding his friendship as revenge for me breaking up with him. Did I mention that his Venus is sitting in the oh-so-Scorpionic 8th house along with my Sun? :( I hope he's feeling really horrible about that, considering he used to tell me all the time that I was his best friend (which meant a lot to me considering he has a million friends/acquaintances).
Recently I broke up with a aquarius man. I am a leo myself and I just felt he had way to much pride and ego. He would never really be honest with me about how he really felt. He would tell me he loved me but do things the exact opposite because he felt we were getting to close. He would tell other people that he is madly in love but never tell me anything and I got tired of the up and down roller coaster.Aquarians are very good at detachment. They would rather be your friend as long as you stay in their life. He used to always tell me friendship is more important then relationships. How ever when I cut his behind loose he is acting very vindictive right now. I did say for him to never call me again and I didn't speak to him for two weeks literally 14days. I then sent him a text he took me out to lunch. But he was still bitter and hurt so now he is on this im going to act like I dont care. And thats fine by me I just never called him back. Now he is calling and hanging up on me i guess because im not doing what he is so accustomed to chasing him around. Women do that with him and I don't feel for him like I used to so I just never called. I feel like me meeting up with him was my way of saying im cool with him again but we can never be personal. And Im ok with that so why is'nt he?
That's how I broke up with mine exactly. I didn't talk to him for six years.
ah...the aquarius man...makes me wanna tear my hair out!!! moves ten paces forward and then 50 backwards...sends texts of undying love and then no contact for days :oS
i must be one insane cancerian to have gotten involved with that one..
Oh wow you guys!! This is funny to read hahahaahahaha... i have a best friend, and when i say best friend i mean really bestest friend in the world and he is an aquarius. We love each other to pieces, however he's a man and i'm a woman and guess what? we kissed, then after 3 months we slept together. He's still my best friend in the whole wide world and he thinks the same way about me too. He said he loves me sooo much, and i asked to explain how, he said he loves like a best friend cuz i'm the best since i understand him so very well, and he loves me like a sister since we argue sometimes like he's my bro lol! and above all he loves me like a man loves a woman because i do things to his mind that no one has ever even come close to. I don't know if we're gonna be together forever, we are on the same page here, we haven't told anyone about us but his brother and cousin, and when his parents asks what's the deal between us two our response is "we're just BFFS!" even his mom had a dream that we were dating, how funny. But we like it how it is, we have all this mistery between us, and the sexual tension can be smelled 10k miles away. It's just great... did i mention i'm an aquarius too? hehehehehehehe!! :P
Ha ha, this is sooooo funny.
In m profile I have that I prefer friendship to romance & in what turned into a fight on a public message board I ended my post with (guess): Can we all just get along?
LOL too funny!
Aquarians are cool customers and that's a good thing!
They balance out the heated passion signs of the zodiac, brings things back into perspective-- objectively.
Like taking a walk in the fresh air outdoors after sweating it out in the sauna. Aaaaaaaah!
the worst way to break up with aquarius is to scream and cry on his voicemail about how much you need him and cant live without him then send him a virus link to screw up his computer and drop his cell phone in the toilet and leave it there till he gets home then watch him keep his cool heh heh
yum just met a new aquarius boy scrumpdelicious double whammy aquarius sun aquarius moon
he dont know whose a gonna light a fire under his cold hard @$$ good watch the cow jump over that cold cold moon of his leave a nice cowpie a drippin
he never saw dark side of womans moon yet maybe, DRY ICE, steam, burn, HOT, kick@$$ thinks hes a gonna play her like a player
yeah sit on that one hon, one sore @$$ on the menu comin right up, hes a gonna need a new pair o pants real soon
new boxers too
badnoozbetty said...
the worst way to break up with aquarius is to scream and cry on his voicemail about how much you need him and cant live without him then send him a virus link to screw up his computer and drop his cell phone in the toilet and leave it there till he gets home then watch him keep his cool heh heh
3:35 AM
i did exactly that!!!!!! i left hysterical voicemails, gave his gift to his friend-in pieces, hacked into his hotmail account closed his yahoo 1...i acted crazily!!!!!!
he never contacted me...been 2 yrs
(btw im capricorn)
@anonymous (btw im capricorn):
Shame On You.
(btw I'm a DIGNIFIED capricorn)
Well hey- the names Trisch, and I'm an Aquarian...I've read a lot of these comments and I'd have to say that some of you are being way too hard on us. Cold? UNFRIENDLY? Never...unless you deserve it hehe...I think the worst way to break up with an Aquarian is to be all emotionally smothering about it, because if you start being all drama queen about it it just creates all this weirdness between the two of you. Oh, and the never wanting to see them again- that one stings. I have dated SO many dudes that just couldn't handle being my friend after the breakup- and I could never understand why- I mean, if it wasn't meant to be it just wasn't- and as for those Aquarian dudes who were acting like jerks because they got dumped- it's a pride thing...He's not mad because you don't want to be with him, he's pissed because you hurt his pride and he's arrogant (we're all pretty self-riteous at times...or maybe all the time- I've been told) so when somebody bashes on our pride we take it very offensively. I will admit that it's hard for us to show any emotion- usually by the time we do, the other person has given up on us...which recently happened with me and Virgo boy. He waited for me for like 8 months- sent me flowers, told me how much he missed me, called me his Aquarian Goddess (bla bla bla) and FINALLY...I fell for him. Guess he got tired of waiting. O well. I guess it sux to be him- he'll never find another Divine Goddess like me who would ever grace him with her presence. I wonder how or why I ever fell for him at all as a matter of fact...he's not even cute. He hasn't called me in awhile...
And the point of this long novelistic comment- Im a heartbroken Aquarian...lol
Analyze my statement and it should tell you a lot :)
the worst way is to either give them the "its not you its me" talk or to just not talk to them all together. Oh this is another one, lets just be friends, and then to never talk to them again. NOW that will surely piss off the Aquarian. OH BTW.. I am an aquarian girl and this was done to me.. so haha learn the lesson.
Funny... I knew an Aquarian who was the epitome of the sign---brilliant, quirky, friendly, easy going, emotionally detached, etc. etc.---exCEPT when it came to one (just one) of his girlfriends. He was insanely jealous to the point of getting into fist fights with five or six of her male friends because they were getting too "close" with her (they weren't). SHE had to dump HIM. I don't know what all that was about but clearly he has some deeper issues to deal with.
An Aquarian won't pine for me and write love songs to sing outside my window!??
Oh my.
Scary.
This was a very enlightening read.
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