How to get your Scorpio man to propose
- Come from a wealthy family. Scorpio has an incentive to marry into money, because then he gets half. Don't ask him to sign a pre-nup -- he will feel you don't trust him (which you don't), and he won't get his share of the booty after the divorce.
- Withhold sex. Not entirely, because you want to give him a taste of what's to come. But hold back on the dirty stuff, and promise him you'll fulfill his kinky fantasies on the honeymoon.
- Blackmail him. Dig up some dirt, and let him know you'll only keep his secrets if you two tie the knot.
- Tell him that only through marriage can he truly control you. (The "c" word is Scorpio's favorite!) This institution, after all, was created to legitimize the sexual ownership of women.
- While you're at it, give him carte blanche to screw around behind your back. He's going to do it, anyway. (This one is courtesy of a Scorpio female!)
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posted by Jeffrey Kishner at 4/27/2007
5 Comments:
ROFL! This was hysterical!
I know my girlfriends were a bit on the mysterious side for their husbands. Not secrets, but they were all just a bit interesting for the scorpio male to figure out. They also were not at his beck and call.
Scorpio likes a challenge. Anything too easy and he is bored.
And a little bit of kink went a long way.
What came over me? It must be Mars conjunct Uranus.
lol! whenever my scorpio man and i have a fight, i used to chase and coax him until he mellows down but then only to make things worse.now whenever we fight, i turned into a passive mood and says good night before he beats me to that.that would send him to chasing
LOL!! TO funny u must b married to a Scorpio woman?? HA..yes, do come from a rich family, and witholding sex a little bit is a must..we luv challenges:) We thrive off of our catch, definitely be mysterious and don't be afraid to be sensitive..O and almost forgot a must...(luv the ocean & food, we take those two things very seriously) and we will luv u!!!!!
I am a cap girl and I have been proposed by my scorpio (the most secretive man ever) after he realised that I have cheated on him. I guess it was some sophisticated vengeance from him:)But probably his craving to control me was stronger than his pride. After a year he still insist on the proposal and I am going to say yes eventualy...
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