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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

What to wear for a Virgo man

virgoDid Virgo create the uniform fetish?

Do you find it odd that, during Halloween, "sexy" costumes include Naughty Nurse and French Maid? Virgo rules these and other service professions, like flight attendant and repair-person.

And those women (and men) who exclaim, "I love a man in uniform"? Well, military personnel are also ruled by Virgo.

Many of us eroticize being "serviced," so you can't go wrong by donning one of these costumes in Virgo's private quarters. Just make sure you've ironed out all the creases first!

And if you're going on a date? If you've got a pet, buy a sticky-roller and remove all dander and fluff. It's probably safe to button-up your blouse, at least to create the first impression that you're prim and proper. (Virgo's other side, as mentioned above, will come out behind closed doors.) If you're a man (or boi) dating a Virgo, tuck in your shirt and don't wear droopy socks.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a good idea to go easy on the makeup and perfume, keeping it light and clean, and they seem to prefer white lingerie (indicating purity perhaps?)

That's a coincidence, last Halloween I went out with a Virgo and he specifically requested the French Maid costume, with crisp cotton white lacy undies to match! He also loves the scent of Chantilly, a very delicate light fragrance.

(I feel sexier in black silk and Opium, so we didn't last long, besides he was too picky about his food)

3:08 PM  
Blogger Jeffrey Kishner said...

I bet black silk and Opium would appeal more to a Scorpio.

5:10 PM  
Anonymous pinkpanther said...

My Virgo and I have text sex for hours...he is just getting to know me and I him (iam a leo) He wants to be kinky and voyeuristic in his texts he is wild but in person he is soooo shy!!! I felt like I was the one making all the moves when we finalloy met! I dont get him! He is too emotionally detached for me but yet his mind holds me in place. My ego says I should walk away while I still have some sanitly left! he is INDECISIVE about everything and aloof about his future and ME! I dont have the patience for his waiting game and the indecision aspect of it drives me insane! But still I think somewhere deep inside he DOES love and I him. And I know if we can work on our different personalities we will be happy together. He is sincere and a no nonsense guy, I like that about him and we are intelectual equals but the emotional part of the relatinship is strange!!! The SEX is GRRRREAT!!! Never had it better!!! A little puritan but we are working on that. lolss another reason why Iam sticking around!

2:46 PM  
Blogger Jerri said...

If you want to blow your Virgo man's mind, show up at his door naked. When you get to the door, ditch the clothes however you can, and knock. Make sure he's home gals. After he lets you in, give him oral pleasure, clean him up - that part is very important. Take a warm cloth and clean him up. Then simply leave. Don't talk - leave! Don't call him either, like your lookin' for a pat on the back, like "job well done." Take your ego home with you and shove it in the closet for the night. The man won't even be able to sleep. Of course, you can't have preceded this whole thing by acting like a hoe, cause he'll just think he was b_own by a hoe and never call. He'll call his boys though! And tell them about the hoe he met. If you've been a lady up to this point, trust me, he WILL call you! Trust me! Oh, and when he calls, don't be all gaagaa, just chill. Act like it never happened. When he makes reference to it, be cool, like, "oh, you liked it huh?" Then change the subject like it was nothin. But be careful, if you've displayed hoe signs prior to this whole thing, it will not work. PERIOD!

My Virgo uncle; he teaches me pimp game, he once told me about a gal named Cookie. He lives up north, my uncle, and I live down south. So one summer I went for a visit and my uncle picked me up from the Airport. We were on the highway after leaving the Airport and he was telling me about this chick named Cookie he met the other night. He says to me, "put it like this, if Cookie called me right now, I'd pull over, drop you and your luggage right here on the side of this highway and go straight to her."
It seems, my uncle was with his boys' at the club, and they were sittin' at the bar. Well, Cookie, who he had never met up to this point, walks over, and nudges her way between my uncle's bar stool and his boy's bar stool. My uncle turns to her so that she is essentially between his legs. He didn't mean to do that, but that's how much room he had, and she was trying hard to get to him. Anyway, at some point Cookie is between his legs while he's sitting at the bar, with his boys' on either side of him who are also sittin' at this bar. Well, Cookie unbuttons and unzips his pants and proceeds to give him "handy pleasure" right there at the bar. He does his thing in her hand, she grabs a napkin off the bar, wipes her hand, drops her number, she must have had it prewritten out because she didn't write then, but she drops her number in front of him at the bar, and leaves. He said he couldn't find her in the club all night after that. That's strong. Just for the record, my uncle wouldn't lie to me! I'm the only one he tells all this to because he is married and has been for years. He may tell his boys, but he don't tell them everything I know.

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Leg Crossing Ahead said...

Break this down, J: "if you've displayed hoe signs prior to this whole thing." Testify.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Jerri said...

It goes back to the old saying "be a freak in the bed and a lady in the streets." I ain't saying you can't sleep with a man the first night you meet him, but you darn well better know how to balance that ever so sensitive scale between being conservative and and sexually sensual at the same time so that he is begging for more. In other words, leave him slightly hanging on that night so that he'll call YOU the next day, and not necessarily for sex either. You have to make him want to know MORE about ALL of you. I have failed at this and I have succeeded at this. Ultimately though, it all goes back to what I said earlier about knowing yourself and your sexual prowesness because then you can go at it confidently and men - regardless of their sign - love a confident woman. Don't confuse that with independence, or anything else for that matter. Strictly Confidence. When you’re confident, even your mistakes seem well planned. It's like when you’re dancing, and you fall; only the good ones can play that off like they meant to "drop that booty". Haaayyyyy! I hope that makes some sense. It does to me. I don't believe I've ever shared this with anyone else, other than my uncle, of course. Unc!!!

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Leg Crossing Ahead said...

You got a way with words, girl. Many thanks!

6:40 PM  
Blogger mecca said...

VIRGO MEN ARE EMOTIONALLY DETACHED BUT THEY WILL TRY.. I SAID TRY TO PLEASE YOU SEXUALLY , I AM SAGITTARIUS FOR SOME REASON I BEEN RUNNING INTO VIRGO MEN THIS MONTH CANT FIGURE IT OUT. I BEEN TALKING TO OVER 5 OR MORE VIRGO MEN.. AND DATED TWO.. BUT ONE OF MY FRIENDS HIS HOUSE IS EMACULATE. HES CLEAN THATS A PLUS..

11:06 PM  
Blogger mecca said...

THEY ARE KINKY IN THEIR LITTLE WAY. MORE CONSERVATIVE . YOU ASK ME.

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Michelle said...

For daytime my Virgo loves the whole Audrey Hepburn look...ballet flats, cigarette pants, neat dresses...clean, flawless and effortlessly sophisticated. At night he actually really likes downright naughty clothing...but he does not like black! I have a blue latex dress!

8:24 PM  

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