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Monday, December 11, 2006

What Virgo men find sexy about Cancer women

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Which pie will turn on a Virgo man?
  1. Vegan apple pie made with wheat-free crust, unsaturated oil and agave nectar.
  2. The kind of pie you'd get at Applebee's.
Who's gonna cook it?
  1. A Cancer woman.
  2. Virgo's Mama.
OK, part 2 was a trick question.

A Virgo man values purity, so if a Cancer woman wants to appeal to him, she's gotta live out the perfect mother archetype to a T. Although nothing turns a woman on like watching her husband vacuum, this will work for a Virgo man as well.

Caution: Virgo men are more self-critical than they are critical of others, and it's likely that Mom harped on him as a youth. It can be a challenge for a Cancer woman to do the cooking-and-cleaning bit without also, well, being a Cancer. The Virgo man may take her moodiness personally, and sometimes she just might be crabby enough to pinch him. Then he will criticize her cooking and point out the creases in the shirts she pressed for him, and before you know it she'll be sulking and he'll be harping, and, as the formula goes:

WATER (Cancer) + EARTH (Virgo) = MUD.

Comment below: Are you a Virgo man? What about Cancer women turns you on?

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

so, bad idea???

12:41 AM  
Blogger Jeffrey Kishner said...

No, just a warning. Cancer-Virgo is otherwise a good combo.

8:40 AM  
Blogger zaina said...

you're nit picking, cancers and virgos are so good together

6:00 PM  
Anonymous whatever said...

mud, or quicksand?

3:43 PM  
Blogger Monica Madison said...

My man is a Virgo and I'm a Cancer. Constantly he tells me how sexy I am, unlike with other women. He finds the fact that my goal is to be sexy for him, but foremost for myself exciting. I'll email him a picture of heels (his fetish) and ask, what do you think about these? We have a saying,"I'm better with you than without you."

8:12 AM  

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