How would a Sagittarius and Taurus break up?
Sag: I'm going out.Taurus: No, you ain't.
Sag: What you gonna do, stop me?
Taurus: I'm gonna lock all the doors in this house.
Sag: You can't keep me here. I cannot be contained.
Taurus: Ha! I'm gonna contain yo ass right now!
Sag: I'd like to see you try.
Taurus: You don't understand. You're mine. What gave you the idea that you can come and go as you please?
Sag: What gave you the idea that you can keep me like one of your friggin' house plants?
Taurus: If you leave, don't think you can just waltz back in here. The locks will be changed.
Sag: Fine! I don't wanna come back anyway!
Taurus: Fine!
[Slam.]
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posted by Jeffrey Kishner at 1/10/2007
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Hi Jeffrey- It's Katie again the artist Taurus with the Scorpio rising. I haven't dated any Sag men but you should have add the following to your very humorous dialogue between Taurus & Sag:
6 months Later....
(the phone rings)
TAURUS: Hello????
SAG: Hey Babe how ya doin'? What's up? Haven't heard from you in awhile
TAURUS: Uh hello... DOPE you left....remember?! You said you wanted to be free. I let you go...why are you calling me? ( Sag is unaware Taurus never recovered from the break up & gained 40 lbs. due to a heart break diet of ice cream and cake)
SAG: I was just being friendly- seeing how you're doing ( actually Sag for one milli second had nothing to do and no one to socialize with & can't stand to be alone- the irony of " I want my freedom"
TAURUS: Well please don't call me again. ( slams down the phone and heads to the freezer for some Ben & Jerrys).
O.k. Jeffrey- I didn't date a Sag but I had a Sag guy just use me for free therapy ( psychic) sessions. It was supposed to be a trade. He never gave me what he promised and then 6 months later he called after I told him I was done & our trade was all one sided ( it added up to $1,000 of intuitive counselling from me to him!). Of course he didn't take any of my advice. I FINALLY wised up and realized he was/is a narcissist ( right spelling?).
lol
Ruled by Venus, Taurus has issues with money and self-worth; so being taken advantage of can sting so much more.
And Sag ... well, even a business commitment (trade) is still a commitment. In the worst case, Sag feels that his opinion is the only one that counts (or that's true.)
Hey this is exactly how I broke up with my ex who is a Taurus! hahahaha. I mean, almost word for word. He did lock all the doors and threatened to call the police and accuse him of kidnapping (I would have really done it if he hadn't kept blocking me from the phone).
But the second post is opposite. He sent me a text message a month after I left him telling me that it was my last chance to come back. I showed the message to my new boyfriend, and we both sat puzzled for a while. I didn't answer him, but you are really on the mark with this one, and I am cracking up about it.
It's scary when a joke mirrors reality.
I had a Taurus guy friend read this recently because his long-time girlfriend is a Sagittarius, like me. I was hoping he would see how rude Taurus can be in the way they treat a Sag woman, but his only response was: "Yes, the locks will be changed for sure. I hope she knows that is not a joke."
Ha..Ha...Ha...that is so true for a taurus woman..because I would say and do everything that was said!!
I'm a Taurus but I'd just tell him to leave and then forget about it. One thing that I would never ever EVER do is grovel in any way or try to hang on to someone who didn't feel as strongly towards me as I did towards them. Not a fucking chance... I'm jealous and possessive but I'm not desperate... there's too much pride involved. And I wouldn't cry over a break up (at least not for more than a day or two) because that would be a complete waste of time. Life goes on.
lol you know whats funny it was the total opposite for me i was i am a taurus women and i dated a sagg women we both tried to control each other it was crazy...we would physically fight...i admitt i was the taurus that would be like you not goin nowhere your mine but she would obey lol but then she felt like she could do the same if she thought i was even thinkin bout talkin to someone else she would lose her mind literally but she was a true sagg so i dont know. it ended when she was just way to much for me to hundle she brought me a phone but i paid the bill every month and because she over heard me talkin "bad" about my ex bf that wouldnt stop textin me she went crazy she demanded i give her my phone and this was after we fought 2 weeks before that because she found a number i written down while i took a walk around the apartments she thought i got a number but it was actually the numbers out of her phone of girls i knew werent just her "friends". we both were crazy to crazy for each other. i loved her and still do but i dont care if she was the richest women in the world ill never go back but i will always be her friend
roll my eyes.
Is this how I've been acting?!?
As a Taurus woman.
I think it's just the difference in that the sag thinks the adventure is outside, while the Taurus knows the adventure is already at home.
Hmmmm, cooking.
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