How to get a Taurus man for Christmas
Did I hear you correctly? How to get a Taurus man for Christmas? I thought you wanted to know what to get a Taurus man for the holidays, but I guess you first need a man before you can shower him with gifts.As I write this, there are 17 days until Christmas. If you want to kiss a Taurus man under the mistletoe, you'd better starting working now.
- The best way to snag a Taurus man is by finding your inner Scorpionic vixen and letting her loose. We're all attracted to our opposites, and cautious Taurus is fascinated by women who give off that deep, mysterious and dangerous Scorpio vibe. He's also scared shitless of Scorpionic women, but isn't fear a turn-on?
- If all else fails, go to the closest mall and sit on Santa's lap like a good little girl, and tell him exactly what you want. When he asks if you've been naughty or nice, say "Naughty." If Santa turns redder than his outfit, you just might have found your Taurus man. Invite him home for milk and cookies.
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posted by Jeffrey Kishner at 12/08/2006
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