Getting back at a Pisces man
I know I've already skewed this blog towards Pisces on my second post. After all, there are eleven other signs in the zodiac, and surely not all women are interested in musicians and drug addicts. However, I'm guilty of being affiliated with this party, so obviously these queries interest me the most. But I promise I'll get to the other signs.When I read this query, I wonder, "What could this Pisces man possibly have done to deserve such scorn? Is the querent a Scorpio?"
However, Google does not provide the Sun sign of the querent. Maybe it should. But regardless ...
How to get back at a Pisces man:
- Trash his guitar
- Hide his bourbon
- Flatten his meditation cushion
- Throw out his DVD collection
- Rip down the poster of his guru
- Hide his "works"
Comment below -- How have you been burned by a Pisces? How would you get back at him?
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posted by Jeffrey Kishner at 11/08/2006
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Your right, you don't want to create anymore bad karma but I'm a Taurus. Once you hurt me, you might as well leave me alone. I dated a Pisces while in San Francisco and even though we had alot to talk about, we both were hurt from past experiences, thus we end up hurting each other terribly. Finally, I walked away.
I'm Pisces. I want to know how to get back at Scorpio?
Sweet Angel,
You're a Pisces. Tap into your Neptunian compassion and forgive the Scorpio who stinged you.
Ha! How to get back at a scorpio...
I am with Jeffrey forgive and move on. Otherwise it could turn into a life long battle you don't want to endure. Certain forms of scorpios can be ruthless with loads of endurance and it may not even phase them to play with you.
My father is a pisces. I think he must have a ton of aquarius in him because he is very detached and not at all like a picses. He is hurtful in his detachment. He has no outward appearances of loving any of his children. So, best to forgive and move on.
Perhaps your father has a challenging aspect of Saturn to his Moon or Venus, which would correspond with a difficulty expressing affection or love.
I just had to call my dad and get that information..lol. He does. And he is aquarius moon and merc. Cancer rising too. I wish I had read his chart years ago.
i would say to lie to them and ignore them.stay far away from them cause they can get violent but coming from my brother who is a scorpio...he says lie to them.
How to get back at a Pisces??
Well.I agree most with letting it go, and moving on--the Universe will take care of any, er, inequalities.
but...if I *was* going to try--I would expose his lies.
It's not a Scorpio we are "getting back at", is it? It's a Pisces?
because I would think twice about getting back at a Scorpio--and not for spiritual reasons either.
If it's a Scorpio, ooh yes, I see SweetAngel said how to get back at a Scorpio..
yeah.I wouldn't.
pray for him/her instead.
If I wanted to get back at a Scorpio I could make him jealous, or punch her, but I would probably still be the loser in the long run..
Most Scorpios that are "bad' are murdered.
(just kidding)
You really don't want to hurt a pisces.It's really not worth it.Go and step on the toes of a fixed sign :) j/k ...
From a Taurus...
I get the impression Pisces men think "they're above it all" and portray their motives for whatever shennanigans they're up to as altruistic, selfless & certainly blameless. I think they lie to others and themselves about the real story, in other words, they are full of bullshit. Their sign could easily be portrayed by a weasel as by a fish, except that a weasel is warm-blooded.
The best way to get back at a Pisces man is not to drink the koolaid he's pouring you. Open your eyes and see what is REALLY going on & quietly let them comprehend they're not worthy of blind trust. They can't handle confrontations, so you can't just hash things out as with a real man. You have to be more subtle to get anywhere.
If they've really blown it, don't waste another minute on them. I'll agree that other's perceptions are very important to them - so let them fret about what you are going to tell (or better yet, show evidence of) people that matter to them, like their family, friends, the other woman's husband (who will likely kick his ass in short order). Maybe you do or maybe you don't. And living better without them is really the very best revenge.
But then again, they say that Revenge is a dish best served cold....
Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned (especially a Taurus!)
What's a Taurean doing on a site that categorizes individuals based on a tabu science such as astrology?
If we didn't have 'Piscean Koolaid', we'd be staring at our hoofs all day...
I guess duty, responsibility, and security are much more palpable than romantic idealism...
I wouldn't get my nose ring bent out of shape... I'm surprised those nostrils would flair at the melliferous odor...
B.S. if I remember correctly comes from a BULL...
...what would you do if I were to shapeshift into a matador or Torero???
...btw, you c my e-mail link on my thread ...you don't see 'Anynomous' ...I think your blood shot eyes need my rose colored glasses
Very cool thread. You people are brilliant, all of you. (this is better than Saturday Night Live)
I'm surprised that Taurus and Pisces here don't get along. Earth and water is supposed to work, no?
If you want to get under a Scorpio's shell, then you gotta work on your jab and keep moving. Never go for the knock out or swing wildly. Let him/her think you know something he/she doesn't. If you come off as more ephemeral and detached than anticipated, then they'll exert alot of energy trying to decipher you. You'll basically be sending out a bunch of ramble and pretend its real code. And the only answer is "I know how you like to do things and I was f'n with you."
I'm not saying play all out head games, because that's in their wheelhouse. You basically gotta keep them guessing and on their feet. And when they think they realize that all your doing if messing with them and expecting it, then go all in. For Scorpios, it takes a while to take in all the info. and to find a weakness to get you with. The greatest weakness of a Scorpio is that they don't act until fully assured and ready. The sting must be percise, deadly, and perfect. Totally on defense and preparing while never striking out until ready. So raiding their space will keep them off-balance and will chronically delay any action because of their lack of preparedness. And when your strength is full, crush them from all sides.
Warning, if you want to get back then you better play for keeps and totally burn that bridge, kapish? FYI, brother is a Scorpio.
- Sun-Pisces, Rising-Leo (don't F with my combo)
I'll say. Dude this thread is about getting back at a Pisces man. Brilliant strategy though, best keep it to yourself. Scorps don't like you smart people so much, your brains are dangerous.
I hear ya Mercury In Scorpio. I was just answering a question from a poster on this blog. But I guess I should talk about getting back at a Pisces guy as well. Since I'm a Pisces, I'll write how you should get back at someone like me.
Going for his guitar, "artworks", or DVD collection (although that one would hurt) is peanuts to the damage that one can do to a Pisces. Going after the things he is emotionally attached to isn't the same as going after his emotions. In addition, just because the Pisces sign is prominent in water and emotions, it doesn't necessarily mean that the most damage will be there.
This is my thinking, you don't go for the emotional reservoir itself, but the source in which the water goes into the reservoir. That baby is too well guarded to try and even go after (his capacity to feel).
Breaking his guitar is like attacking a village and killing all the pets. Sure it sucks, but life goes on. Ya gotta cripple his functionality. His source of aspirations, his muses. Nothing worse for a Pisces then to not being able to tap into his emotions for inspiration. Look for his Neptune and Pluto. Blockade whatever you think he gets from there. A naval blockade is a perfect analogy to what I am talking about.
I'll try to use concrete examples of this. Let's say he likes to paint and you know his essence comes from there. Sabatoge his ability to do so. Got a lucky set of brushes? Opps, down the garbage disposal. Can't watch David Lynch movies without complete silence? Invite a group of friends over and gossip and laugh hysterically in the other room. Unwinds by going to a certain spot in the park? Wow, his ex-girlfriend (or not) is suddenly there at the right time playing frisbee with her dog. Many more ways, use your imagination.
Eventually he'll die from thirst, no matter how impregnable his water fortress is. Without water, his defences will deteriorate. Then advance menacingly. He'll have to retreat to another continent to be able to farm in peace. Be his Genghis Khan-esque nomadic tribe nemesis.
But beware. Pisces rebuilds faster than beavers when they get themselves that little bit of necessary water flow. In order to make your vengeance final, make it to where he concedes and goes the other direction. Trust me, he won't be straggling back for more.
But really, do you really want to get back a Pisces? Chances are that if they did anything wrong to you, you don't really have to do anything to get them back. Karma IS a B. Especially to a vagrant and abusive Pisces. Psychological damage can be just as bad - if not worse - than physical damage. A Pisces wallowing in his guilt is not pretty and you do not want to hear or see what it looks like. Let the heavens take care of him and put him upright.
Whoa Charlie!!! Anonymous up there is one mad genius (are you for real?)
I am like, IMPRESSED. You come up with that yourself? From years of experience or from watching the pros in action? From a book? Or maybe your very own brilliant mind? Whatever your sources I bow at your feet in shameful idolatry at your awesomeness. Seriously, you just blew me away, and I'm a fixed Scorp so I don't blow so easy. WOW. Okay, what handy poison potion do you have in your medicine cabinet for getting back at a pesky Gemini guy who can't leave well enough alone?
Oh yeah, please when the inspiration hits you on that one, post it on the Gemini Guy aka *astard Supreme thread (if there is one, I'm sure there is, there's a thread for everything you could possibly wish for in this forum!)
After reading the nice things you wrote about my posts, you got my Mercury in Aries (House IX) riled up and ready! Added my name here so people know who I am :P Anyways, the post for combatting Gemini is kinda long so it is in two parts. I wasn't sure where you wanted me to post this so....I'm gonna do it here hehe. Post it somewhere else if you want. Here goes.
Getting back at a Gemini is like trying to take down a force of vikings. It cannot be tedious. In some ways, taking down a Gemini is the opposite of taking down a Scorpio. The Gemini will dance around and harass your flanks with talkings and doings. He will move to one flank and then withdraw and circle around to the other side and do some more harassing. He will have lightly clad reserve troops in the rear and sides, thinking you are no match in keeping up with his speed and tenacity. He is very confident in the beginning stages of a standoff for he will have mustered his troops in preparedness before you are able to.
When you first look upon his team, it gives the impression of size, ability, and unity. Closer look shows a montage of a loose gathering, a motley assembling of whoever is ready and able. There is no clear chain of command, only a common understanding of the goals and overall strategy.
With a Scorpio, one must take advantage of his weakness; against a Gemini one must attack his strength. Remember this about a Gemini, they will inevitably bite off more than they can chew in a conflict. Even if things are going their way, eventually they will pass the threshold of self-doubt. To destroy a Gemini is to destroy his morale. Once the momentum starts declining in his mind, then everything and I mean everything falls apart. Geminis hold a fine line between self-confidence and self-doubt. This can lead them to a strategy that at times seems aggressive enough, but then falls into complacency in other times. This is due to the dual nature of their sign, Air but Mutable.
Gemini is a smooth-talker but unfortunately his words do not match his deeds. Many will come at his calling, but cannot be truly relied on. His core force is not much different from yours. His mass gathering will give the illusion that his side is stronger. He will expose himself in a critical way. Then is your chance to act. Don't jab. Throw haymakers and uppercuts. Go for your best combo you've been practicing. Be daring in this moment and act as if there won't be another chance. Meanwhile the Gemini will be preplexed and bewildered. Suddenly, certain sections start to withdraw from the field. A couple of his friends will realize the moment and also withdraw. You break through the frontlines and are charging for the main camp. His forces are in a state of utter confusion and are completely routed. This is not enough. You must move on to his lands and destroy his capacity to do conflict with you. Romans on Carthage comes to mind.
The first step is to feign weakness. Flame his arrogance. Concede small ground in the beginning. Wait for the moment to deflate his arrogance. Watch for his change in disposition. Spread rumors and befriend some of his allies. Create doubt amongst his ranks. Wait for a move of desperation on his part. Than strike all-out. Spare none from his core but recruit his former allies. A Gemini isolated is a Gemini lost.
(END OF PART I)
(Continued...)
Now to stop with the war analogies and give a concrete depiction:
Let's say you don't like a particular Gemini and he knows it. No element of surprise, but even if you do have it, it wouldn't matter much. He mobilizes very quickly anyways. Meaning, you start trouble with him and he's got his whole posse with him finding out how to deal with you. Don't just know him; know his peeps too. Have a decent understanding of who they are, what they are like, who is steadfast and who is harmony driven, and who you see as real close and who is involved begrudgingly. He will do most of the talking about you and even to you (phone, email, face to face). If anyone else is proactive in this way than you know they won't see your side of it so cross them out. Your response will vary depending on Sun-Ascendant-Moon etc., but hone it to something like you want to fight but not sure if you can win. A Gemini will preceive this readily and see it as a weakness. He must seize the moment on you. Don't worry about planning the actual fight, it will come to you. Remember, he will harass you and go here and there. Your friends will hear about it, maybe family, and you can pick up on what he is up to through gossip. A typical place for this is church and the workplace :/
Ok, so now you see those involved and have identified some of his to approach. You shouldn't do it yourself unless there's no choice. One of your good friends or sympathizers should intermingle in their circle. Not be friends with HIM but someone that is there. Throw some seed of doubt like your point of view or general disposition. Hopelessness and good intentions go a long way. That doubt will deteriorate the group's confidence and purpose. He will try hard to fight this. Even throw some doubt on folks in his inner circle. Then he starts to doubt the overall situation. Then he changes his course of action and disposition in the conflict. You're halfway home, babe.
Antagonize him a little. Dish out small victories on him. The attacks should be fought with the tongue and not the fist. For instance, know some gossip of your own? Don't make them large. Incite him to reaction. Things start to look grim and shown on the faces of those involved with him. The peacemakers start questioning the whole issue now. Keeping them together and on his side now encompasses all of his effort. He wonders how he can get out of this without showing contrition. Now act. Approach him and start to quarrel in front of everyone about his injustices and flagarant wrongdoing to you. Confirm some of the exchanges between your side and some of his people. That's right, Rachel agreed about this, and Steve wants all of this to stop as well..Janice thinks you are going to far according to my friend Jim. Isn't that true Janice and Jim? You say who really wants things to be like this. Suddenly there are open defections and departures. Things aren't looking good for Gemini. You then become peacemaker....with his friends! Ask if you guys all want to go out and figure this out. Why fight when we can be friends! Show how wonderful you are and blow away all the BS about you. Uhoh, was he exaggerating, gossiping, or lying too much about you? When all is said and done, you will be standing high and free from his menace. The likelihood for him to reload and come back is too hard and will likely have to go to a new community.
Sidenote to readers- I don't advocate underhanded attacks and victories on people. If you truly were victimized and want a little payback than I support your cause. But if you are the true instigator in this then you deserve everything thats happening to you!
Mercury in Scorpio said...
You come up with that yourself? From years of experience or from watching the pros in action? From a book? Or maybe your very own brilliant mind?
Just my little ole Pisces' fingers typing away. From head to keyboard. I'm speaking from experience and what little I know of certain characteristics of the signs, etc. My Leo Acendant puts me in a place where I have to defend my self through schemes and intrigues :) I think back on situations and try to figure out a general formula on how that conflict was dealt.
Yamazaru!!! Koochie koo-koo!!! Where do I send the cheque?
Okay you have to write a book. Seriously. I will promote it with my future inheritance. I wish I knew you three years ago. This is Alexander the Great, Adolf Hitler and General Custer combined in one neat and tidy package-- George Bush should be so keen (he could use your help in strategizing a coy offensive ;)
Of course since all the great army commandos of ages past met their waterloo and demise by going too far, I will be spartan in my application of your prescription for eradicating profligate pests, and administer your recommendations with caution and careful timing ;)
Brilliant. Unfortunately, I fell back on the ol' Scorpio lock-em-outa-sight-outa-mind method of dealing with pests, which didn't work so well with Gemini as he kept resurfacing in various places like a jack-in-the-box (so annoying) complete with his league of lost little boys from never-never land (oh yes, they do have a following, those Gemini troops are mobs, often misled because they don't have any idea really who is heading the mob, they just follow along in mass mob hysteria for the excitement and lack of anything better to occupy their time).
Ignoring and shutting out a Gemini doesn't work as well as I thought it might. They just don't get it. So, I shall let your little formula digest and chew the cud seven times seven, then WHAMMO.
Blindside him. That is, if he's stupid enough to keep harassing me. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
har har this is going to be good
I was thinking that maybe I should look into all of the other signs and see what I can come up with. You got me started again!!! I was also thinking about the signs and who would have a easy and hard time against them in a conflict. Unfortunately for you, I think the Gemini does well against a Scorpio. Here's why.
His constant moves and raids do affect your deliberation. It's hard to concentrate on getting the moment you want and the way you want it. He knows you want to bring it, but only in a certain way. He'll never let you have it. His victory is in your wallowing.
The Scorpio's greatest weakness is waiting for the right timing for too long. You might actually be strong enough to overcome him now, but you don't feel that way. Concurrently, where he is at now might be prime in deflating his arrogance. Don't let those moments pass. A Gemini on fire is a flaming tornado! Find a way to take that fire out and change his mood towards the situation. Befriend his allies. Appear sympathetic and effect their eagerness. Wait for the critical signs of weakness on his part. Engage with confidence.
The engaging part is the problem, which is critical in deciding victory. There are no ties here, which actually plays well into your Scorpio composition. Know when is the right time and actually do it.
Disclaimer: vengeance should only be a last resort and should only be done if justified. Preemptive strikes are not justified. Fighting back at an unrelenting foe or settling a tremendously adverse and life-changing action on their part usually fits justification. 99% of the time, the heavens will get him for you.
Also, no kiddin about the book thing. If you are good at organizing and making it look good and saleable, then I say why not! I bake em, you put the ribbons on em and sell em!
Yamarazu I'm collecting all of it now. Line upon line, precept upon precept . . . you got yourself a book baby. Let's join forces on this one. Who are you and where are you and if you don't want to tell, that's fine, just keep them coming! I'm listening. Don't worry, I play fair. And I've got a lot of Capricorn going on in the 7th ;)
And to the other anonymous up there
Karma's a bitch all right ;)
This is to the comment from an anonymous on how to get back at scorpio (yes i know its pisces)...i don't know if its because I have a few planets in cappie or what, but the sending out rambling and making it seem like a real code ACTUALLY DOES WORK (because it has us wondering what you know, who you are, and why you even care), but not for the long run, not enough for tem to invest their time/resources/energy in to uncovering it, after that we'll just say "if it's still not decipherable, then it was not meant to be decipherable, or at this point its not worth being deciphered...and if it is worth/meant to be deciphered it will be revealed eventually over time, and if not then it must not be too important" (although that again could be all the cappie in my chart too) I've had ALOT of people throw that one at me to the point where I anticipate it now, the "I'm a mystery and I know you love mysteries, so solve this" to seem more interesting or just be annoying, but after a while most scorpios will start viewing such a situation as comical, although they will continue to go along with it...oddly you mentioned you have a leo rising and EVERY leo i know throws this one at me, which only makes me think they must want me to be feeling the way they feel about me, "what is that person up to", to which I think any scorpio will say "don't worry about it, it doesn't concern you, and if were that important to you, you'd know or will eventually know"....I however totally disagree on PART 2 of getting back at a scorpio,"raiding their space" in anyway will make them hypervigilant and get on the defensive, which is actually a SCARY situation (i speak of my own reaction and the way i've seen other scorpios react to it)...it can make even scorpios who are inclined to severe gentleness turn into total heartless punishers, who will at the very least cut off all ties with the offender, and completely exclude them from their life, or worse yet make them seem like have retreated, are sad, are friendly and didn't notice, and are ACTUALLY coming after you, even after you've stopped and are no longer implementing PART 2, because they see that as a threat to them AND their loved ones in some way shape form....but PART ONE will be very effective at least temporarily, in the long term though they may go along with it to see what your reason/purpose/motive is for doing this instead of trying to "decode" the code :) oddly i have geminis, leos, and pisces try that one ...but as any scorpio will tell you the 'there's something mysterious going on or that i'm with holding, but not mysterious enough to be completely mysterious or something that I am not able to completely hold back thus I seem shady' is either something someone wants us to further dig into to reveal some distorted information to us or to get us to notice them, and thus you've lost the scorpio there, because if it were that much of a mystery no one would be "suspecting" it of being a mystery, leos leos :) i read somewhere leos are interested in scorpios in any way because they find them to be mystery they want to solve, but as I would advise any sign from what I read on that same site "why bother, don't waste your time on a Scorpio Leo, if you are that interested in solving a mystery go read a suspense thriller" :), scorpios get that about leos but for some reason leos never get that about scorpios, I think they do it for the attention obsession leo has, the "hey look at me, I'm more mysterious than you are, now you have to notice me for being MORE mysterious", as soon as they see me i can actually visually SEE them bumping their mysteriousness levels up about 3 levels..lol
I NEED HELP PEOPLE PLEASE!
I AM A SCORPIO FEMALE 21 YEARS OF AGE IN HIGH SCHOOL I WAS WITH MY HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH UNTIL I TURNED 16 HE WAS 18 AND GOT ARRESTED FOR A CRIME THAT HE DID WITH SOME FRIENDS BUT HIS FRIENDS ALL BLAMED HIM FOR IT AND HE GOT 5 YEARS I DID NOT TALK TO THIS GUY THE WHOLE TIME WHEN HE GOT OUT HE FOUND MY NUMBER THRU A CO WORKER AND CALLED ME AND WEVE BEEN TOGETHER SINCE WE LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH ...BUT HIM BEING A PISCES MALE HE HAS A TENDACY TO GET HURT FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS AND IGNORE ME THE MOST HE IGNORED ME WAS 2WEEKS AND THAN HE FALLS BACK IN LOVE WITH ME AND EVERYTHING IS BACK TO NORMAL ... RECENTLY I DON'T FEEL LIKE HE LOVES ME AS MUCH AS HE USE TO AND HAS SAID MORE THAN ONCE THAT I GET ON HIS NERVES BUT HE LAUGHS ABOUT IT... I AM SO GOOD TO THIS MAN WE DON'T LIVE TOGETHER BUT I DRIVE TO SEE HIM 30 MINUTES AWAY LIKE 2 OR 3 TIMES A WEEK. I REALLY WANT US TO WORK BUT IM SO UPSET BECAUSE I CAN SLOWLY SEE HIS LOVE GOING AWAY FOR ME ... IM THINKING ABOUT IGNORING HIM LIKE HE DOES TO ME MAYBE I CAN GET HIS ATTENTION AGAIN? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
@sexy scorpion, I think you should turn off the ALL CAPS.
a scorpio...dont know in which phase i'm right now but i tell this thread one thing that..........i'm really very deadly at present and will remain till the time i will cause the person who shoot at my back a pain the thousand times it caused me.....may god save her...i'll not ...never...will get evry drop of my tears back...at all costs.............
im a scorpio. its really hard to get back at us. if we love you, then all you have to do is leave us and that will hurt enough. if i know i cant do anything to continue ownsership of someones heart, im crushed and i feel lost. but if i dont love you, you cant hurt me. its impossible. i wish i could get back at my pisces ex for leaving me and telling me i wasnt his ideal woman and that he didnt care about me all that much. that hurt, i wanted to hurt him back, but then i realized he lives in a world of dellusions, he didnt not love me, i treated him so good, he just wants this woman, this perfect woman who doesnt exist and i exist. he wants something he cant have, he thinks thats love, but he couldnt be more wrong. i dont have to do anything to get back at him, his condition is sad enough.
I was betrayed by a Pisces male lover by way of personal insult/s, how do I recover from it? I'm Capricorn. I did not want to go down to his level. How do I get back at him?
Flush his stash.
Hehe.
Just go out and make a ton of money and show up at the coffee shop he works at with an enterprising guy who looks like The Rock, and touch his muscles a lot!
Hehe.
I'm a cappy lady and you gotta be careful with revenge... it's an ugly beast. I choose not to partake usually..it's unsavory.
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